Really??

Here's a headline that caught my eye from today's news: "Surgeons Save Man Who Accidentally Swallowed Scissors." Really? I've done a lot of accidental things over the course of my 41 years, but nothing that even remotely approaches inadvertently ingesting large sharp objects. How does one get into such a situation where swallowing scissors is a potential outcome? Good thing he wasn't running, too. That could have been really bad.