Say Cheese

September 27, 2013

I got my school pictures back today. Not good. I'm sad that whoever took the picture looked at me, looked at the image he got on the camera, and thought to himself, "Yup. That's awesome--we've got the shot! That's as pleasant as she's gonna look." I look like I'm scared that the photographer's going to smack me in the forehead at any minute. Also, I look like I've got three chins, which--you know, fair enough--but couldn't he have done a little coaching before he took the shot to minimize that nonsense?