Thursday, October 14, 2010

The Big Fresno Fair 2010

October 14, 2010

Last year, due to the downturn in our own personal economy, we didn't end up taking the kids to The Big Fresno Fair. Doug and I were both pretty bummed about it, since we had made it a bit of a tradition that we all looked forward to the previous three years. This year, we knew we'd be able to bring the tradition back, which was an especially big deal to me since I realized this would probably be the last year we'd be able to all go together. Next year, about this time, Brianna will probably be knee-deep in college life, making that transition to independence. Not that I think she'll ever out-grow the draw of the Midway all lit up at night, or the uniquely delicious fair fare, but realistically, scheduling a Family Fair Excursion is just going to get a lot trickier next year--especially if she ends up going to school in San Diego. (Excuse me for a minute while I get all nostalgic about my little girl getting all grown up.....sigh.)

Aaaaaand, I'm back.

As soon as school got out, I did the pick up rounds at all of the schools, and then headed home with the kids to pick up Doug. One year we surprised the kids and pulled them out of school early, without even telling them why, but although it was a great surprise, we found it wasn't as great an idea as we had hoped. Brianna happened to be wearing spectacularly unsuitable shoes for walking around the fair all afternoon and evening, and we ended up having to spring for a brand new pair of shoes at the fair. That's not a very cost-effective plan, in case you were wondering. We also discovered that year that although we intended on getting there early in the hopes that the kids could get some of their rides in before the crowds hit, the Midway doesn't open until after school gets out. Smart folks, those Fair Board people. They're not trying to have all the juvenile delinquents ditching school to come hang out on the Ferris Wheel.

So this year, shod in appropriate footwear and with pre-ordered discount tickets and ride wristbands in hand, we set out for a night of good family fun once the the school day was through.

Our first stop is usually the barn. Danielle and Nicholas are both animal lovers, and we took the time to see the cows, bunnies, sheep, goats, pigs, and chickens. Doug's favorites are the cows, with their big, sweet eyes. Bree likes them, too. I always look for the goats, especially the kids. Nicholas usually takes some time to bond with a rooster or two, and Danielle is fascinated by the rabbits. Of course, we all love the baby chicks.






After communing with the animals, the kids humored us while we made a tour of the exhibit buildings. We have some friends who had some exhibits on display--decorated Christmas trees, wreaths, baked goods, and such, so we wanted to see those. The kids were fascinated with the Gems and Minerals Exhibit, where they each came away with some shiny polished treasures, but we missed the the Art and Photography Exhibit this year. It's one of my favorite exhibits, but honestly,although the kids were pretty patient, by this time they were clearly ready to move on to the main attraction: The Midway!




All the kids like the rides, but Danielle is the real daredevil of the group--she'll go on anything. Upside down, round-and-round, super-fast and spinny--doesn't matter. She loves them all. Bree's pretty brave, but she has her limits, and Nicholas is somewhat hindered by his aversion to heights and tendency to get queasy if the ride swirls his tummy too much. He's pretty much a roller coaster-y kind of guy. Luckily, the fair offers plenty of options for all of them. Some kind soul who was leaving for the night even passed off her unused ride tickets to me, so even though Doug and I hadn't planned on spending the money to go on rides ourselves, I got to take a spin on the Ferris Wheel with Danielle.

As you can see, one of things I was really looking forward to at the fair this year was playing with the settings on my new camera to see what kinds of pictures I could get. I was really happy with the results!





















No fair is complete without mention of the food, of course. We decided to give each of the kids $20 to spend on whatever food or souvenirs they wanted, as long as they made sure to eat something that constituted 'growing food'. Once their money was gone, it was gone, and they weren't allowed to ask for anymore. It worked great, with the kids even banding together so they could get a variety of tasty treats that tempted us all. Our collective selections included a teriyaki bowl, a bratwurst sandwich, a pulled pork sandwich, an Indian taco, a corn dog, sweet potato fries and roasted corn on the cob. After we let our growing food settle for awhile, we also shared cotton candy, a super-sized, super sour dill pickle, and this amazingly tasty treat--funnel cake! (Or as the kids used to say when they were little, Funny Cake.)
You all know that calories don't exist at the fairgrounds, right?

We all came home with sore feet, full bellies, big smiles, and good memories. Thank you Big Fresno Fair, for another great year.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

How To Be a Super Soccer Mom

October 12, 2010

After several years out on the soccer field, I've gleaned a few useful bits of information that help make the experience a more enjoyable one for all involved. Lucky for you, I'm passing this wisdom on. You're welcome.

How To Be a Super Soccer Mom:

1. Help guide your child when it's time for the kids to choose a team name at the beginning of the season. You'll be doing your coach a favor, since he's the one who's going to have to yell, "Keep it up, Gummy Bears!" or "Guard your man, Psycho Cyclones!" all season long.

2. It doesn't matter how many times you remind the kids to have their uniform all together and ready to go the night before the game, you will always be a shin guard or an errant sock short when it's actually time to get ready for the game. And they won't actually let you know until you're ready to walk out the door, already five minutes late for warm-up. It's best to keep an array of soccer balls, shoes, and team-colored ponytail holders in the car, just in case.

3. An E Z Up is not a necessary accessory. I don't care how E Z it says it is, by the time you get it set up, you'll only have half the game to gloat to all the other parents who are baking in the sun without protective covering before it's time to pack up again. It's probably not worth it.

4. Learn all the kids' names on the team. It's a little bit more meaningful to cheer, "Great pass, Alyssa!" than it is to yell, "Hey! You with the soccer cleats on! Way to go!'

5. Most of the rules are pretty simple to follow. Not off-sides, though. Trying to figure that one out is like trying to hit a moving target. As best as I can tell, it just means, "Our team doesn't want that goal you just made to count."

6. Don't yell out, "Great job, Sweetpea!" to your 14 year old son after a spectacular save at the goal. Try, "Way to go, Dude!" Apparently, Sweetpea is only for our inside voices.

7. When the refs fail to call the other team for pushing and shoving, it is not acceptable to 'show' said ref what to look for to 'help' him out. That's pretty much frowned upon. Did you know they can red-card parents, too?

8. You could bring orange quarters and water bottles on the day it's your turn to bring team snacks. Or you could be the mom they all love and bring them oreos and juice boxes. They've worked hard for the past hour--don't they deserve a little sugar? Besides, you don't have to bring home the whole sugar-crazed team--just your own. You can handle one, can't you? Small price to pay.

9. Speaking of refreshments, if you keep your own beverage in a water jug to sip on throughout the game, you're the only one who can tell if it's gatorade or wine in there. Just sayin'. Make sure you don't mix up Mom's water jug with Junior's, though. Some of those kids have a hard enough time finding the ball on the field without any additional impediments.

10. In the tunnel of victory (or consolation, as the case may be), where the parents lock hands while the kids barrel through at the end of the game, watch your toes. Those soccer cleats can make serious imprints. Also, watch for those girls who try to outwit the hapless parent-tunnel members by running through again, thereby earning more than their fair share of cheering. There are no twins on the team; if she looks familiar, she's already been through. You let one through, they'll all get wise to the game, and you'll never get away. You've got a hot IHop breakfast waiting for you, and they're keeping you from it right now.

Obviously, all of these tips come from observation, not personal experience. Some of those other parents can get out of control!

Monday, October 11, 2010

Don't Judge Me

October 11, 2010

Okay, so I think I just needed an early-in-the-week pick me up. I'm a sucker for a guy in a suit. And these guys in a suit? They're at the top of my all time celeb crush list. Yes, please!

Friday, October 8, 2010

Transformer Mom

October 10, 2010

I feel like I've actually become my mini-van in the past two weeks--a Soccer Mom Transformer. Not that I'm complaining, mind you. I love that my kids are involved and active. I think it helps keep them balanced. And to be sure, there will be days in my not very far off future when I'll miss these days, these snippets of conversations we have traveling to and fro, often one-on-one while I transport one kid or another to the soccer field, or play practice, or choir practice, or Robotics, just to name a few. Yup, I'm tired at the end of the nights, and the van is filled with the accessories of youth perpetually, but the alternative simply isn't an alternative. Time flies, and before I know it my mini-van will become superfluous and will transform and shrink into a sensible two-door car fit for one whose kids have moved upward and onward. Until then, I'll relish in the miles I put on the road with the kids, and do my best to make the most of that time together.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Eat Pray Love--Elizabeth Gilbert

October 7, 2010

I've written a new book review of Eat Pray Love over at Sisters Recommend. Check it out and let me know what you think!

Monday, October 4, 2010

"Outlaw" With Jimmy Smits

October 4, 2010

You know what I was doing late Friday night? I had a date with my tivo (and my hubby, too). My sister Laura had a role on Friday's episode of "Outlaw," a new court-procedural starring Jimmy Smits--her name even appears in the opening credits. The story line itself was really depressing--Smits defending a woman against murder charges. In a ripped-from-the-headlines case, the defendant is a seemingly emotionless woman (disassociated) charged with negligent homocide when her baby dies after being forgotten in a stifling car while the woman goes in to work for the day.

Heavy stuff, this. Even so, I watched eagerly awaiting the scene with my sister, Laura. She plays the defendant's best friend, distraught and torn about having to testify against her. Her performance was emotionally real--very touching. I'm so proud of her!

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Spirit Week/Homecoming Game

October 3, 2010

It was Homecoming Week here at Buchanan, and as usual, most folks got into the spirit of being silly, creative, and well, spirited. Each day of Homecoming Week, the kids and faculty members are encouraged to dress up according to a theme. Monday was sports day, but unfortunately I didn't take any pictures of that. Just picture lots of kids wearing team names like Bears and Chargers and Colts. You get the idea. Not being a big follower of any 'real' sports, I opted to wear my son's elementary soccer jersey.

Tuesday was Dress Up Like a Character From a Literary Series. Sure, it's a mouthful, but it produced some fun outfits. My first period class showed up representing the following: Where's Waldo?, The Cat in the Hat, Captain Underpants (I never really got the draw of that series, but it works for some people.), Little Cindy Lou Who from The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, Twilight Fan, Aslan from The Chronicles of Narnia, and me, channelling Miss Hermione Granger of recent Harry Potter fame.

Seventh period alluded to a few more literary figures: Thing One, of Cat in the Hat Notoriety (one can only assume Thing Two is out causing mayhem and mischief and was far too busy to stop for a picture), Junie B. Jones, who is one of my all-time favorite young readers characters, the Twilight series with a twist--Paige decided on taking a departure from the usual Edward versus Jacob argument and went with Team Austin instead. Also represented were Harry Potter and the Batman series, and finally what I will have to guess is a figure from the 'literary' world of gaming. I don't know the character, so I'll just have to take Caleb's word for it.



Part of the Homecoming Week festivities is the Club Sign Painting for the parade before the big game. Since I am advisor for the Cycling Club--oddly enough--I got to supervise sign-painting for my darlings. Nicholas decided he'd lend a helping hand, even though he doesn't even go to this school just yet.


Tuesday we had Occupations Day. Marcos is my next-door teaching buddy, and his son decided to come dressed up as a teacher. A particular teacher. Notice the resemblance? Gavin Sharpied on a goatee to match his dad's, and believe me, there were quite a few double-takes in the hallways.
Careers of my fourth period students included firefighters, doctors, an old school newspaper boy, a Forest Ranger, President Obama, and a construction worker.
Sixth period kids were doctors, nurses, forest servicemen, civil engineers, and a field worker.
Thursday had all the kids showing their elementary school spirit, with all of our feeder schools represented. Aren't they adorable?
My oldest daughter Brianna, hearkening back to her younger, pony-tailed days gone by.
More elementary school spirit.
And more. Look how tight the first guys jersey is. Austin showed real dedication to try and wriggle into that shirt that probably fit him well in 3rd grade.
A few of the clubs that participated in Friday night's Homecoming Parade:


Homecoming King and Queen. The Queen, Taylor, is one of my students this year, and an absolute sweetheart.
The band getting ready to play the National Anthem.
My 'extra' daughter, Macie, who was one of the Homecoming Queen nominees. She and Bree have been friends since 1st grade.
Homecoming Class Skits at half-time.





After the game--which we won!--the kids all came to the gym for a Homecoming dance. I had duty, so I got to take some pictures of my kids while I was there.

Ann, Olivia, and Liz
Michelle and Amanda
Taylor Sacamoto, Homecoming Queen
Marlowe as Snooki (dressed up for the Homecoming Skits)
Macie and Tanner, her boyfriend, who is also in my class this year.