Thursday, December 23, 2010

Random Observations

December 20, 2010

I found this post on, which appears to have come by way of I don't know who the original author is, I just know it's not me. I thought some of these were pretty funny, though, so I thought I'd share a modified version of the list of "Truths."

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing's worse than that moment in an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. MapQuest needs to start their directions on step #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood.

6. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

7. Bad decisions make good stories.

8. You never know when it's going to strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

9. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have re-start my collection...again.

10. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this--ever.

11. I hate it when I just miss a call by the last ring, but when I call back, it rings nine times and then goes to voice mail. Where did you go? Did you drop the phone and run away?

12. I hate leaving the house feeling confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance all day. What a waste!

13. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

14. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

15. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

16.Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger, and suddenly, I realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it.

17. I would rather carrying in 10 overloaded plastic bags in each hand than take two trips to bring in my groceries.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say, "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

21. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch three consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

22. Even under ideal conditions, people have trouble locating their keys in their pockets or their cell phones on the counter. However, I'll bet no one has trouble finding the snooze button, in the dark, eyes closed, within seconds of it going off--first time, everytime.

1 comment:

  1. This is awesome! I love it! My favorites were those related to MapQuest, but I could relate to so many of these points. Thanks for the smiles :)